Retirement Poems, verses, quotes

Welcome to Retirement Poems, Verses, Quotes which brings you a golf bagful of free, short, funny, cute retirement card or speech sentiments in poetry style. Retirees of any kind are catered for including educators like teachers, principals, coaches or pastors, public service persons including policemen, firemen, doctors and nurses and family and friends including work colleagues and mom dad or granddad

Funny Retirement Sentiments

Life begins at retirement!

Retired - Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.

Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hamster's slowing down.

Retired: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!

Retirement challenge: How to spend time without spending money.

Retirement: You get up in the morning with nothing to do and go to bed at night having only done half of it.

When is it a retiree's bedtime? Two hours after he falls asleep on the sofa.

What do retirees call a long lunch? A short lunch.

What is the typical retiree's greatest frustration? Not being able to complete all the things he had planned to do that don't need to get done in the first place.

What is the typical government retiree's idea of intense physical exercise? A good brisk sit!

When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.

Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.

Retirement poem verses

Retiring yes...but
It is the beginning of
another exciting chapter in your life.
May it bring greater personal fulfillment
Than you ever thought possible.

Enjoy & Congratulations

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Retirement is a time
to look back
with satisfaction,
and a time
to look ahead
with anticipation.
A time to fill
each day
with enjoyment.
A very special
time for you.

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Congrats on retiring
Now you can do as you please
You're out of the rat race
...but you've got less cheese

Retirement Poems by Proper Poets

Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius!
If we do meet again,
why, we shall smile;
If not, why then this parting was well made.

William Shakespeare.

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Fear no more the heat o’ th’ sun,
Nor the furious winter’s rages.
Thou thy worldly task hast done,
Home art gone and ta’en thy wages.

— William Shakespeare

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Learn to live well, or fairly make your will;
You’ve played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill:
Walk sober off; before a sprightlier age
Comes tittering on, and shoves you from the stage:
Leave such to trifle with more grace and ease,
Whom Folly pleases, and whose Follies please.

Alexander Pope (1688–1744)

Retirement Poem by an Improper Poet

It's Good...But

No more rush hour driving
To start and end your day
No more early alarm calls

But..much less pay

No more back stabbing
Or rising to the bait
No more phone calls from the boss
Asking you to work late

But...having to get by
On half your hourly rate

Now you have all day
To sit or doze to stay to go
Anywhere you like...

..cheaply
You've got less dough

Travel around the world
Do anything you've desired

But do it economically
Now that you're retired

Jon Bratton 2008

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