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International Womens Day
In recognition and celebration of International Womens Day and all they have achieved over the last decade. This is the Global Centenerary Celebration to be held worldwide on March 8th.Celebrating the economic, political and social achievements of women past, present and future. International Women's Day honours the work of the Suffragettes, celebrates women's success, and reminds of inequities still to be redressed.
International Womens Day
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On the eve of World War I campaigning for peace, Russian women observed their first International Women's Day on the last Sunday in February 1913. In 1913 following discussions, International Women's Day was transferred to 8 March and this day has remained the global date for International Wommen's Day ever since.
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. Gwyneth Paltrow
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The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman the heart is her world. Betty Grable
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A New Addition in the Periodic Table. Element Name: GIRLZ Symbol: Gi Atomic Weight: don’t even dare ask. Physical Properties:Boils at anything:Can freeze at anytime Melts if handled with love and care Very bitter if mis-handled Chemical Properties:Very reactive:Highly unstable: Possesses very strong affinity with her sisters and best friends
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary
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International Womens Day
We need to be Best Friends with ourselves:-
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE? A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world. Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore they do not have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store? The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and lunch with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh, look how smart I am."
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International Womens Day
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Proof that women are brilliant!
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm she will make a baby. If you give her a house , she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So,if you give her any crap,be ready to receive a ton of shit
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