Funny Birthday Sayings

These Funny Birthday Sayings will adapt to many different birthday scenarios for the personal touch and enhance the message. The sentiments, phrases, quotes and verses relate to family, and friends and are free for you to use in greeting cards, on scrapbooking pages, in speeches, on gift tags etc for non commercial purposes. Please call again. Why not bookmark this website for quotes you might need on other occasions.












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Birthdays are 4 funI'm glad U R my mate
Hope ur birthdays great

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Forty isn't old...
If you're a tree !

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We get too soon old and too late smart
Having said that you ought to make a start
Many Happy Returns for the day
but if you're expecting me to pay
The answer is No Way!

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!
A.A.Attanasio

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My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.
Happy Birthday.

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Time is God’s way to keep everything from happening at once.
James Brown

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Well, you asked me for something shiny that goes
from 0 - 150 in 3 seconds
So what exactly is wrong with bathroom scales?

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

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May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

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The secret of staying young is good health, and lying about your age.

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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.
Bernard Shaw

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