Funny Birthday Quotes
Welcome to these Funny Birthday Quotes long, short, cheeky and amusing and will bring a smile to your face & most importantly to the face of the recipient and MAKE THEIR DAY! So have a good one! These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose
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With Age Comes Wisdom. **
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. **
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. **
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. **
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. **
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. **
To make a success of old age, you've got to start young. **
If you don't ask, you don't get.
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