Funny Birthday Poems 70th

Welcome to the Funny Birthday Poems 70th and "Congratulations" to the recipient. We hope you find these amusing, probably cheeky - keep your tongue in it - and laugh at the new 50. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.












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So "Congratulations" on reaching three score years and ten
Carry on like this and you'll be as old as Big Ben
Causing bother, still working, & still kicking ass
regularly to be found having another madras.
So glasses in the air if you please
because this old scoundrel is off to the bookies.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

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It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!

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May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

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There is a world record that
I think that you will break
Some time in the next few years -
It's "candles on a cake"

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"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."
Buddha

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