Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Birthday Messages is the web page that brings you sayings and phrases suitable for including in an amusing birthday card or speech or text message. These sayings are free for you to use










Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Today is definitely a pigeon day
Happy Birthday

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Becoming old's an awful thing,
It's enough to breaks your heart.
You get your head together,
just as your body falls apart.

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
Benjamin Franklin

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If you broke your leg in two places perhaps it's time you stopped going to those places
Happy Birthday

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We didn't get you a present. You've had so many birthdays we thought you'd be sick of them by now.

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

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You're old enough to know better... but young enough not to give a shit!!

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You have developed a strong will...but your 'won't' is a bit weak!
That's good today
Indulge

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Another year older,
Another year wider.

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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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We celebrate your birthday too, because we're very glad you were born.

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Don't take life too serious...because, we're sorry to break this to you; it is not permanent

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Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one

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