Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes is the web page that brings you sayings, messages and phrases about the celebration of the milestone birthday, the big Five-O suitable for inclusion in a birthday card, a toast, a roast, a speech, a tribute, a text message or a scrapbooking page

Life began for you 10 years ago. So what begins for you now at 50?
Try fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times

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If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older

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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 50, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

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You're not 50. You're 18, with 32 years experience

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Five-0, Five-0, it's time to party, you know

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Old age is always fifteen years older than you are now
Happy Birthday young 'un

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Life began for you 10 years ago. So what begins for you now at 50?
Try fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, more than once

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