Christmas Poems for Kids

Welcome to Christmas Poems for Kids which brings you short funny childrens poetry verses and rhymes dealing with Xmas



What does a reindeer hang on his Christmas tree?
Horn-aments of course
But not his horns, coz without his horns
He’d be a horse
Where would a reindeer go if it lost its tail?
To a re-tail shop, it’s true
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything… coz he can’t hear you!
How do you get into Rudolf's house?
You ring the deer-bell!
Who would get a gift from Santelope?
A well behaved gazelle
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney ?
Black mail, I believe
Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?
Well that’s Santa Paws !
And Dumbo’s Christmas presents?
That’s Elephanta Claus !
What do snowboys wear on their heads ?
Ice caps, but just until they’re older
When the snowboy offended his snowgirlfriend
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do you call an Eskimo cow ?
I’d say an Eskimoo !
How do snowmen travel about?
By icicle, that’s hoo
You’re probably thinking that to make up this intellectual stuff
Expensive poetry lessons were bought
Well you’d be wrong, so there
I am completely elf taught

Jon Bratton 2008

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ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
That’s my Christmas message, can you tell?
You like it? You get it? Well??
There’s no L,
Noel,

Jon Bratton 2008

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Christmas Poems for Kids