Birthday Wishes Funny

If you are looking for Birthday Wishes Funny ones to make you smile then here they are. Jokey verses for family , friends and co-workers are what we have so please take a look. They are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.











You’re only as young as you look
So fun times must urgently be sought
So party hearty today, on your birthday
Coz time is quickly getting short

I should have broken this to you gently
But time is of the essence

Jon Bratton 2012
(used with express permission
www.verses4cards.co.uk)

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Don't you start thinking you're special just because it’s your birthday today.
Don't kid yourself, buddy
You’re special every day!

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Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were still
in your thirties.

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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!

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I'm coming to see you today
So enjoy my presence
Coz I may have a sparkling personality
But I aint got no presents

Happy Birthday

Jon Bratton 2012
used with express permission
www.verses4cards.co.uk)

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I bet you can’t remember being born.
And, in my mind, grave doubts have arose
Anyway, your mother assures me that you were
So, happy birthday, I suppose

Jon Bratton 2012
used with express permission
www.verses4cards.co.uk)

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on
and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman.
See you at the Pub

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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at forty
Coco Chanel.

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