Anniversary Sayings
Welcome to Anniversary Sayings which brings you a host of funny, inspirational, short, free, printable sayings, messages, quotes concerning marriage suitable for an anniversary
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anniversary Sayings Section 2
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. by Paul Sweeney
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. ~Gene Perret
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. ~Gene Perret Anniversary Sayings Section 3
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. ~Ambrose Bierce
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. ~Peter Devries
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. ~Peter De Vries Anniversary Sayings Section 4 Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. ~Peter De Vries By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
The highest happiness on earth is marriage. ~William Lyon Phelps
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye Anniversary Sayings Section 5
Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. ~Andre Maurois
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan
True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helplessAgainst them while they stand so.~Maxwell Anderson
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