80th Birthday Poems

Celebrating 80th Birthday Poems and quotes for another successful decade reached.Birthdays make us cherish some old moments and look forward for some new experiences and anticipation in life.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything.
You only have to remember it.
George Burns
May all of your memories be good ones, and have fun on this special occasion. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

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The Eighties are the new 60's you know! besides which I can't think of anything to rhyme with Octogenarian!

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Oh to be seventy again proclaimed Georges Clemenceau,
upon seeing a pretty girl on his eightieth birthday

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This one can be adapted to any of the older years as

George Burns once said "People ask me what I'd most
appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
I tell them, a paternity suit"

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Getting old is so hard at times. Yesterday I got
Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip.
now, I talk like an asshole...but my gums don't itch!

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics,
nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for
people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40,
sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry

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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

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Getting old ain't for sissies.
Bette Davis

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80th Birthday Poems

When asked in his late 80's if his doctor knew he
still smoked, George said, "No ... he's dead."

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It's nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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Like a fine wine, you improve each year.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the
passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped,
not from one master but from many.
Plato

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The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which
gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing
remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices
I have done to others.
Marcus Cato

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Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
Moe - The Simpsons

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and even for the CENTENARIAN

100th

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday,
in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband
to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Roz Doyle - Frasier

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