50th Birthday Sayings
50th Birthday Sayings brings you a collection of messages and phrases about getting old which are ideal as roast comments for someone entering the second phase en route to their century which can be incorporated into cards, speeches, text messages etc
** Now you're 50, your back will start going out more than you do. ** Now you're 50 that gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals. ** Now you're 50 you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. ** Now you're 50 your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. ** Now you're 50 you most certainly can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV. **
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